just a thought.. - weight watcher goes "you think i'm fat?"

i can't help but eat heaps the whole day yesterday.. it got me thinking.. but first of all just wanna make peace with all ppl out there that might find this offensive.. he3x.. oh well, i know this has always been a subject that is very touchy2.. regarding weights.. especially when it comes to the ladies.. but the thing is, for me even if i ate a lot, my weight doesn't change at all (or not much).. it has always been around ##.#kg.. well, i have to censor it cos otherwise it might be used against me.. ha5x.. u might say that i am very light.. get jealous all you want but hey, i have been blessed with this weight.. i guess it's because of the metabolisme or something like that.. anyway.. i brought up this issue because it never change with the reaction that you get from most girls.. i don't get it with why girls are so fussy about their weight.. i don't think a male bouncer would mind having his weight questioned, i don't think a sumo wrestler have problem with that, and i don't think baby Tiffany would mind as well (err.. not exactly sure when she reached her teens though)..

ha5x.. i always have this image in mind where if a couple will be going out for a formal party, should the wife ask "what do you think about this dress?".. basically the husband will be faced with a cornered situation (i.e. no answer will get him out of the sticky situation of her saying "you-think-i'm-fat-don't-you?").. i mean, if he looks at her and says "you look fine, honey"; she will go, "you think i'm fat?".. and if he avoid her eye contact and goes, "you look stunning"; she will go, "you think i'm fat?".. how about him rushing to car and before he could reached for the key she will go, "you think i'm fat?".. huahuahauahu.. i don't know man.. i was once in a situation like that (i'm not married yet though *for the record*).. well, she was planning to buy a dress and i thought i could impress this girl by saying "you don't have to worry what to buy because any dress will fit you well".. it was a fine remark, i was basically waiting for an appreciation reply, but to my surprise it backfired and i got the "you think i'm fat?" response.. i mean.. jeez.. however could a decent man avoid this touchy issue..

as a result i try to become a better man by avoiding directly talking about weight topic in front of the ladies.. and i experienced once where weight was being brought up during a conversation and i heroically come to the defense of one of the ladies.. you can say i got the respect and appreciation i desperately sought after.. he3x.. too bad not all blokes could walk their way around this topic without awakening the beast within that growls, "you think i'm fat?".. i think that's cos i'm special or something.. well, enough about me.. basically i just want to encourage all you normal ppl out there to enjoy and be content about the life you have.. think of all those that don't have and you will appreciate more of what you DO have.. and if that is not enough.. i hope the Body Mass Index will be enough to convince that you ARE just fine..

this i speak.. on behalf of all the blokes in the planet that have been traumatized by the ladies that continually cornered their men or any man on the street.. peace out!!